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R #3: The Moon go boom act
Alarmed by,
By the existence of the moon that orbits the Earth, also known as the Moon,
Deeply disturbed,
By the lack of action made towards correcting this,
Having examined Having,
Said moon removed from its orbit around the Earth,
The General Assembly hereby:
Condemns,
The Moon and it's allies,
Affirms,
The commitment of the UN to the safety and security of the world and,
Authorizes,
The use of 10,000 cosmic nuclear missiles on the Moon to ensure it's destruction.
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This resolution has been rejected.
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We are now waiting for the last person to break the tie.
Hmmm
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R #3: The Moon go boom act
Alarmed by,
By the existence of the moon that orbits the Earth, also known as the Moon,
Deeply disturbed,
By the lack of action made towards correcting this,
Having examined Having,
Said moon removed from its orbit around the Earth,
The General Assembly hereby:
Condemns,
The Moon and it's allies,
Affirms,
The commitment of the UN to the safety and security of the world and,
Authorizes,
The use of 10,000 cosmic nuclear missiles on the Moon to ensure it's destruction.
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This resolution has been rejected.
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R #2: The BLÅHAJ Fund
Observing,
The existence of the Blåhaj shark plush, sold by IKEA,
Aware of,
The cultural significance of the Blåhaj shark plush,
Deeply conscious,
Of the importance of cultural preservation,
Reaffirming,
The duty of the United Nations to preserve culture, history and knowledge,
The General Assembly hereby:
Endorses,
Cultural preservation programmes,
Authorizes,
The Secretary-General to set up an international Blåhaj fund to insure its natural habitat and promote and subsidize its adoption,
Has resolved,
To invest 0.5% of its funding towards this fund for the foreseeable future.
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Voting among member states has finished and this declaration has been unanimously signed.
It will be made public, even though the poll hasn't closed.
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R #2: The BLÅHAJ Fund
Observing,
The existence of the Blåhaj shark plush, sold by IKEA,
Aware of,
The cultural significance of the Blåhaj shark plush,
Deeply conscious,
Of the importance of cultural preservation,
Reaffirming,
The duty of the United Nations to preserve culture, history and knowledge,
The General Assembly hereby:
Endorses,
Cultural preservation programmes,
Authorizes,
The Secretary-General to set up an international Blåhaj fund to insure its natural habitat and promote and subsidize its adoption,
Has resolved,
To invest 0.5% of its funding towards this fund for the foreseeable future.
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Voting among member states has finished and this declaration has been unanimously signed.
It will be made public, even though the poll hasn't closed.
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R #1: Silliness declaration
Alarmed by,
The clear lack of silliness and tomfoolery present,
Recognizing,
The already existing efforts to fix this,
Noting further,
The need for more efforts,
The General Assembly hereby:
Emphasizes,
The need for the use of ":3" and "UwU",
Calls upon,
All member states to promote silly behavior and,
Condemns,
All enemies of the silly.
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Voting among member states has finished and this declaration has been unanimously signed.
It will be made public, even though the poll hasn't closed.
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R #1: Silliness declaration
Alarmed by,
The clear lack of silliness and tomfoolery present,
Recognizing,
The already existing efforts to fix this,
Noting further,
The need for more efforts,
The General Assembly hereby:
Emphasizes,
The need for the use of ":3" and "UwU",
Calls upon,
All member states to promote silly behavior and,
Condemns,
All enemies of the silly.
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Voting among member states has finished and this declaration has been unanimously signed.
It will be made public, even though the poll hasn't closed.
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Welcome to the Countryverse general assembly!
Bettering the world, one resolution at a time.
Scroll through #declaration to find all the resolutions.
#administration is reserved for stuff required for the blog to function, like the resolution suggestions box and internal drafts.
Current signatories of the charter (members):
@definitely-canada
@yugoslavia-official
@india-official
@the-principality-of-sealand
To become a member:
Find out what your main blog username is (you should know this, since you set it when creating your Tumblr account possibly changing it afterwards)
Send it in an ask along with the countries username. (This ask will not be answered or shared.)
Accept the invite which should arrive in the email associated with your Tumblr account.
Congratulations 🎉, you can now vote in general assembly resolutions, or maybe even create your own!
If you have any questions, ask the Secretary-General.
Secretary-General: @yugoslavia-official
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