[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

Wax and wane.

My latest commission. Happy birthday, @pangurbanthewhite! 

Every time Fizz broke the COAI Code of Ethics during 2 Minutes Notice + the one time he upheld it. :)

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things jester did in very quick succession:

scry on kiri who was eating bread

get hungry and eat bread also

message the plank king for fun (mouth still full of bread)

message beau’s dad (singing him a little creepy song included)

message the inevitable end twice to ask to be friends

draw a picture of beau's dad melting into a puddle

is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

some vibes presented without elaboration

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize