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Im becoming a therapist and starting a unique therapy practice where I teach black and white thinking and binary emotions. No i don’t take insurance im in it for the money
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>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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am I fem presenting or do I just have massive tits
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mononymous. Really fucking scary word i just found out about. Like ok here’s just the same fucking letter over and over again. Something has got to give!!!
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master post of dogs celebrating passover
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention
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any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect
🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know normal people don't say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶
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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc
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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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