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gejnialnie · 9 minutes
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Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.
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gejnialnie · 37 minutes
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Signs You Should Write The Story
1. You can't stop thinking about it
2. It would be exciting and fun to write
3. It's meaningful to you
WRITE THE STORY
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gejnialnie · 1 hour
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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
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gejnialnie · 2 hours
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this is the funniest possible response anyone could have to bullshit like that
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gejnialnie · 2 hours
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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gejnialnie · 2 hours
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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.
A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.
That was on July 7th.
Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.
On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.
There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.
But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.
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99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.
None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.
And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.
You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.
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gejnialnie · 3 hours
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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.
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gejnialnie · 3 hours
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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock
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gejnialnie · 4 hours
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chinese college girls slay (cr: 哭天喊地六仙女)
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gejnialnie · 4 hours
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As someone who is aroallo I find it interesting (in a negative way) that everytime a non-canonically aspec character says something that either implies or states they aren't interested in romance, a relationship, or so on people default to headcanoning them as aroace, never aroallo, or just aro, or some other aromantic identity that isn't asexual.
Like... they didn't mention sex at all? They didn't say they weren't interested in that? It's fine to headcanon them as asexual but so many of these people are saying that whatever they said means they're canonically aroace which.. no it doesn't... once again they only mentioned romance how does that make them asexual? Why are you literally equating aromantism to asexuality? Why are you saying those things can't be separate? Those things can be separate, do they know that? Do they remember aroallo people exist?
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gejnialnie · 5 hours
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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
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gejnialnie · 5 hours
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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good
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gejnialnie · 16 hours
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marcille is so gay it’s unreal. she locked the hell in for those bird boobies. oh and happy lesbian week or something my fellow fruity dungeon meshi fans
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gejnialnie · 17 hours
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caliborn has so many choice lines i can’t even be mad like
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#hs
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gejnialnie · 1 day
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as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil
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gejnialnie · 1 day
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gejnialnie · 1 day
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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