I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

ok man

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

Everyone shits on elf metal. Just because dwarf metal (GRANITE FORGE, UNDERBEARD) and orc metal (URROSH GROGAG, TUSK) are widely renowned and pioneers of the genre and style as a whole doesnt mean we all need to collectively bash LAST KING ELIANDOR'S DIRGE FOR THE FALLEN LEAVES PARTS IX-XXII

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

If you had to defeat 1 dinosaur in a contact sport of your choice which, why, etc

Am I choosing the sport or the dinosaur because I feel like I could choose Microraptor and Rugby and I don't know just kind of gently scoop it up and put it somewhere else. I don't have a single fighting or competitive bone in my body. I don't want to win. A dinosaur shouldn't be put in this situation. It's wrong

watching a murder movie but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't agree with the fascistic propaganda of the intruder harming the ideal suburban life

Meryl Silverburgh, from The Art of Metal Gear Solid

extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style