Talking about you wouldn't be boring.

I dunno, something not boring.

Seriously?

I don’t get it…

No, no, no, and I don't think so, no.

That all depends. Are you in any sort of pain right now? Any at all? Or have you been recently? Do you run risk of experiencing any pain in the near future?

I thought it was funny but I guess so.

Gotcha, gotcha. What an odd joke.

Well, you're more than welcome to do 

I don’t know, like, I kind of feel the need to tweet that joke.

Really? Aw, great, I'm glad!

Farrah, that was the best thing I’ve heard all day.

That's true, but like, it's a joke. Cars get towed, so it's like saying that the frog is a car. Then there's an actual toad, the animal, which sounds the same as "toad".

But … a frog can’t be illegally parked. It’s — it’s a frog. They don’t get parked at all.

I heard the best joke today. By far one of the greatest, I swear. Like, it's impossible get mad at me for it kind of thing. Okay. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

I think people just need to let other people live, you know? If someone's dedicated, let them be. I mean, as long as it isn't to a really creepy extent or something.

I will never understand boy’s logic that women are overemotional. Have you seen one when they play video games? Yikes.

That'd be fun. What do you need to pick up, exactly?

So, I was cleaning out my closet, and I found a lot of random shit. Including these bubbles. I love bubbles, yanno? Anyway, I was wondering if you’d go shopping with me. I need to get something for this family reunion or whatever. I’ll buy ya ice cream if you come.

Gosh. Fine. What would you like to talk about, then?

No we’re not. Drop it.

Looking forward to it.

Trust me, you will get hooked.

Oh, goodness. I thought you were under the impression that I found it, but okay, yes, right.

❝ That’s all I meant. I trust you’d give it back. Unlike other people. ❞

This is sad.

The world is full of mean people and it sucks. I don’t understand it either.

Wait, what? I'm sorry, but I actually don't have your book. I mean, if I find it, then I'll give it to you.

❝ I think that’s a good thing… I feel better at least, about you finding it I mean. ❞

What's it called?

Its a Spanish song.

Oh, no, no. I'm only on the first episode.

Oh my goodness gracious. You watch it!? Finally, someone to talk to about it. Where are you at?