See you space cowboy 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

It explains a lot

Tony Stark, Captain America and Iron Man commission by the wonderful yutaan! The Two-Person Love Triangle is one of my favorite tropes, so sue me. 

Werewolf knitting

I realised I've never posted this art I did ages ago for the incredible fanfic by @onlymorelove as a part of a cooperation work for @stevetonyzine

The story really is great, I love it very much! The zine itself turned out to be awesome, too :)

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

Icelandic Phallological Museum

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

before i agree to 2024 i wanna read the terms & conditions

The Walt Disney Company repeatedly changed US laws to keep this stupid mouse from entering the public domain when it was first supposed to lose its copyright in 1984. Next year, I want to see this rat slandered. I want low-effort splatter horror movies, weird fetish porn, a million AI-generated children’s Youtube videos using its likeness for profit. In 2024 we dance on the rat

another doodle i don't think i posted?? drawing bucky makes me temporarily understand rob liefeld, like yeah he DOES need a stupid number of straps and buckles you're SO right

I just realized I can now share this on Tumblr under the "mature" flag. Will anyone see it? We don't know. But here it is. 👁👄👁

PATREON