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Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
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i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face
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Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.
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'how would other people describe you' why would i know this
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Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*
the Twitch chat in my brain :
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*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend
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Nicky: Andrew's at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.
Wymack: Girls?
Nicky: Homicide.
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my body is a group project and no one is doing their part correctly
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Druid: I want to find a cure for Dragonpox
Dm: Alright make a medicine check to see how long it will take you to invent penicillin
Druid: NAT 20
Dm: well shit. You’ve invented penicillin
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“Really with these genetics I should be taller”-Blue Sargent in regards to her biological father, who is in fact a tree.
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i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.
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