The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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he's all in
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pinterest has emailed me like a dozen times asking to check out their "reports and violations center" so I finally did and most of it is posts I can't see b/c they're deleted so idk what pinterest wants me to do with that, but this mde me laugh. I got this comment deleted for "harmful and illegal content" and "harrassment" here. most unserious website of all time
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!
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I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize
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