gaypitalist
surviving out of spite
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birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that
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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased
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calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
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19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"
Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid
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the autistic urge to specify EXACTLY what you mean in 50 messages
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Oh shit it's man tits tuesday, happy man tits tuesday everyone
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My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.
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The anthropologist in my brain is having a field day seeing reddit posters trying to adapt to Tumblr humor. Like, they're getting it, but you can tell they're thinking "okay what are my favorite tumblr posts? I know! I'll write like that!"
The end result being a significant population of users who post like it's 2015.
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.
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neil babygirl how does aziraphale take his crepes
...orally?
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