he is so emotionally stable you don’t even know

dmv sucks so bad. "you have to wait until 3 months prior to the expiration date to renew" why the fuck does your website say 6 months prior then?

coming up with an au were a dead character lives but shaking my head while i do it so everyone watching knows i support the role their death played in the narrative and consider it a legitimate writing choice

armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.02 "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"

Therapy would be so good if it were good

love how everyone else was able to maintain some semblance of a successful life while also dealing in the meth empire except for walt. gus was a beloved community member who was like raising money for the local baseball team to go to regionals and serving up chicken good enough to mend broken marriages. mike was a doting pop-pop to his granddaughter and took care of his daughter-in-law while still finding time to sit in his big chair and rest his eyes. lydia was the world's first girl boss. like it was truly just a skill issue with walt, he could've become the patron saint of beta gofundme and dressed up as santa for a st. judes hospital but instead he got his ass fired and fumbled his milf so bad that she actively prayed for his death. SAD!

YOU’RE FUCKING JOKINNGGGGGGGG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE i’ve never been more GAGGED before

This shit is so funny

uhhh yh sure u can go back but no one will be waiting for you there

when you experience the most profound intimacy possible and it is utterly without tenderness.

47 more years. said like he's beating lestat at capture the flag.

the vampire birth charts AAAAAAA i love gay people😭😭😭😭