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i鈥檓 gay but i鈥檓 always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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guess who's back yet again but only to post their jon sims and cats fanart and disappear. this is becoming a pattern.
anyway, here's a doodle of jon and the admiral, this time right before everything went to hell in season three <3 hopefully next year i manage a full illustration lol
happy jon sims and cats day, everyone<3
[I.D.: a digital illustration of jon sims and the admiral from the magnus archives in a light yellow and green background. jon is a Black person with greying curly hair, most of which is tied in a high bun. he has circular scars on his face, neck and hand, dark circles under his eyes, and a shallow beard. the admiral is a fluffy grey cat who is happily curled up on jon's shoulder, tail wrapped around his neck and eyes closed as if napping. the admiral is leaning against jon's face, and jon's left eye is closed while the right one is gazing softly at the cat. his left hand rests on the admiral's fur, somewhere between supporting his weight and petting him while he sleeps. jon is smiling. close to the bottom left corner is the artist's signature: coelho. end I.D.]
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It feels so nice recommending The mechanisms to people especially my coworkers and friends it's so exciting
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 馃え heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
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Moon. Fabric and thread. Stitched from a photo my brother took.
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From this -
This post is mostly for those who don't want to have to click on the link in order to read the entirety of The Owl House's series bible.
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when your ex is out grocery shopping so you get to have a snack and a cuddle with her cat in her comfortable recording studio chair (redraw of this) // happy jon sims and cats day 2024 @jonsimsandcats
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oh have i posted the god paperwork theory here yet?
kipperlily and lucy were best friends. kipperlily didn鈥檛 want to change the name of the party. kipperlily was angry before she died and was brought back in the name of ankarna.
i think either all of the rat grinders other than lucy died in the mountains of chaos and came back under ankarna, OR only kipperlily did and she killed the others one by one to be brought back. mastermind rogue.
i think lucy was the last one left. kipperlily didn鈥檛 want to kill her, couldn鈥檛 bring herself to kill her. cause of death was multiple assailants, not one neat laceration of your rogue slitting your throat. but everyone else was ankarna鈥檚 already, and none of them loved lucy the way kipperlily did.
i think kipperlily submitted the change of god paperwork for lucy. i think she forged it so lucy wouldn鈥檛 have to worry when she came back, and i think kipperlily knew that the others were going to kill her but couldn鈥檛 bring herself to be a part of it.
i think she waited by lucy鈥檚 side, after, for her to come back. i think she worried about how long it was taking.
i think she watched a glowing red rune take shape on lucy鈥檚 bleeding chest, glowing over blue skin stained red, and i think she cried.
and then i think she stood up, helped hide lucy鈥檚 body, and went to forge a form retracting the change of god.
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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i鈥檓 never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it鈥檚 what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi
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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from
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