Vijay Sarathy aka Canvasoul (Indian, b. 1995, Chennai, India, based in the Himalayas) - Photography

quote of the year

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

douglas in joburg proclaiming to be a 'happily married man' when he's literally getting a divorce.... all of cabin pressure is about Performance... being the person you think you should be (martin and theresa) or the person you want people to think you are (carolyn and douglas and herc) and it isolates them all until they let it go. meanwhile arthur, 'i'm very often just completely happy' arthur, 'i can't lie' arthur... his performance as Australian Son in zurich saves the day....

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume

calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

Never jerk off in the living room ...disturbs the energy of the entire house ...like im actually serious

man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt