i really can't overstate how fucking furious i am that corrupt egyptian officials have become millionaires from charging palestinian refugees thousands upon thousands of dollars to escape genocide and not only that, that it comes down to the generosity of normal people like you and me to fund these people, to feel guilty over not being wealthy enough to do more, to feel the pressure of choosing which fund to donate to, to have to shoulder the emotional burden of deciding which lives to save, when politicians will get absurdly rich off of insider trading and taking bribes from companies as they help engineer a worse world for all of us to endure.

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

Still Banging Out Tunes.

Happy 4/13

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

I need everyone to see this

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

#300. In the Generation I Pokémon games, interacting with the TV on the ground floor of the Player’s house from the side reads the message “Oops wrong side”. In their remakes, Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, the TV is located too close into the wall and can only be interacted with from the front. However, if the Player uses cheats to be able to interact with the TV from the sides (or back) it will read the same message of “Oops, wrong side…” (X)

this straight up changed me as a person. killing myself in front of you to forever change your bond and the trajectory of your lives

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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yariyumi is great because its two dudes simultaneously acting both parts of “you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up” and “you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid” to each other at the same time

good lird

emiya shirou gay af the first thing that happens to him in fate/stay night is getting penetrated by a man

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function