If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works

What if we lived in this world

yurinary tract infection

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

Calling your mutual or blogger by their literal name listed in their bio theyve asked people to call them is the scariest thing in the world like what if while i was writing my tag it deviously transformed into a slur while my eyes gracefully shut & now instead of saying Hi steven I called him all the slurs for gay people. Then they come for me. And he sees it. OK

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

weed isnt real and you cant smoke it tried to put it in a pipe but the weed broke it

i slept like a STONE thank you speed

i love you speed amphetamine ^3^<33 mwah

weed isnt real and you cant smoke it

Fuck, I just love giving head. I don’t care what you got, clit or girlcock. I just want to suck you off until you cum in my mouth again and again.

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]