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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.
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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs
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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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bro biffed it
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yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever
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