is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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I think a problem with modern horror is they've been trying so hard to appear "respectable" that they've lost sight of the fact that the best horror movies came from people with limited budget and resources just doing whatever they could to put a movie together. Who cares if it looks like somebody's pinterest board?
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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Responses to the most frequent comments on my Dungeon Meshi/TAZ crossover doodle
Laios and fair food
2. Taako cooking for real
3. Encounters with plants
(hello, in the manga, the pollen comes out the mouths)
bonus
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and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?
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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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It's so hot the peons are boiling gruel on the sidewalk
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remember to limit your drinks
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Reunion
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