grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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armor of ayda as a spell is SO good imagine if you attack a teenage girl and a fiery image of her girlfriend shows up and punches you. incredible spell ayda 10/10 no notes
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new kipperlilly copperkettle playlist just dropped
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you don't understand how insane i am about gorgug in the nightmare forest. he's claustrophobic. he's spent his whole life in a house too small for him. the tunnel is full of bugs. everything and everyone is small and fragile and breakable. he's felt like an idiot his whole life. the only way to beat the puzzle is to give up and admit he isn't smart enough. he loves his friends so much he could send them hope from miles away. sickening.
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i hope oisin saw adaine punch that dragon out of the sky with her bare hands and fears for his life, you’re next motherfucker
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being the most left leaning family member means everyone will always think that youre insane and then in two years they will believe what you were explaining to them two years ago but still think youre insane now. and you do it anywaybecause you love them
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Sports bra is lingerie if you're good enough at gender
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i still don't like kipperlily HOWEVER it would be VERY interesting if the twist is that she's been playing the long game against porter to get revenge for lucy's death
devil's nectar is used to lie to gods. porter wants to be a god.
gertie mentions in ep14 that the last order of nectar was twice as much as usual.
we know from ruben's dream that the rat grinders have been taking devil's honey for some reason
lucy was killed by multiple assailants but it's never confirmed it was the rat grinders—ruben's house has a perfect view of the lake, so the rat grinders could easily have witnessed lucy's murder
jace and porter seem to want the whole school at graduation for some reason, but kipperlily drafted an order to disband aguefort the moment she becomes president. undermining the plan?
kipperlily was "very fond" of lucy
kipperlily keeps provoking the bad kids despite jace saying not to—maybe intentionally trying to get the bad kids on their trail?
if nothing else, that's proof being rage-starred doesn't mean she's a mindless follower who agrees w everything porter/jace say
which means her rage could have easily turned on porter
kipperlily is a mastermind rogue
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They had to have had the seven graduate bc they would have curb stomped the rat grinders.
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what demonstrates the rat grinders vs the bad kids SO perfectly is oisin sending that guess you didn't see the storm coming message being like hehe im gonna put her on a ship in a storm and kill her just the same way the last elven oracle died and adaine is just standing on the deck like ok?? and one-punch killed an ancient dragon
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Ally Beardsley forcing Brennan to come up with an in-universe reason for Straight Kristen to not be pregnant is one of the funniest things they've EVER done
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I assume The Nightmare King saw heterosexual Kristen and the concept was so shocking that Cassandra reformed to vaporize K2 on the spot
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