Update for the people, yes I have a job now 😍😍😍 I work at 7 Eleven

Thank you to all my loves who reblog 🙏💖 realest people I know fr

I KNOW IM LIKE NEVER ON HERE BUT MY LAPTOP FINALLY GAVE UP ON ME, AFTER 7 YEARS AND 2 REPAIRS THIS IT GAVE UP. I NEED MY LAPTOP FOR SCHOOL IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DONATE OR HELP ME OUT MY CASH APP IS IN BIO AND LINK RIGHT HERE

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The South Park Monty Python tribute from 1999...with Matt and Trey serving up supervillian vibes😏😄

"ZOOM OUT, CAMERA MAHN!"

matt creating/writing this week’s ep as an ethnically jewish person…. killed me. dying. dead.

Literally The Office US solos because at least Dwight and Jim become friends and have a way friendlier relationship like yes it used to be more like The UK version but then they really lessened that and made it to where theyre bufs

DAWG SOMEONE REPOSTED MY ART WIT NO CREDIT ON PINTEREST AND WHEN I CALMLY SAID "hey Id appreciate if you credited my twitter @/gatorkisser" THEY DELETED THE COMMENT AND BLOCKED ME I FUCKING HATE PINTEREST WTFFFFF

I think eczema needs to be talked about more because I'm sick of people gasping and asking if I spilt hot oil all over myself

Enjoy (I may have given up on and added to your gf’s shirt but that’s fine)

I am enjoying!!!! You captured her distraught expression after drinking vanilla extract perfectly

So many porn botd follow me Im so tired omg

one thing i love about portal 2 is the distinct difference in physicality between wheatley and glados. in the core transfer scene, glados, as she does, moves fluently, smoothly; seductively is a good word to describe it. you know how she is. then after wheatley takes over, despite using the same body, noticeably shifts from "I suggest you take a deep breath. And hold it." to "HARR HARR HARR I'M BLOODY FOCKEN MASSIVE INNIT" and i just love that so much. glados smoothly rotates around like a serpent and wheatley starts spinning circles and bouncing up and down it's just great

additionally (edit instead of reblog in hopes more people will see it):

i had NO idea! credit where it is ABSOLUTELY due, i didn't even mention Wheatley's facial animation as well but it is beautifully done. all he has is a rotating eye, eyelids, a pupil that can expand or contract and some little handles at the top and bottom of his face, but his animation is still impressively emotive. it's really half of the charm of his dialogue honestly

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

thinking about replaying portal 2