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garlicanon · 2 years
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Mlem
this means nothing to the garlic anon
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garlicanon · 3 years
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Hello
what
do
you
think
of
Garlic
violence hatred evil beyond compare anger death kill maim
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garlicanon · 3 years
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it was,....a bad decision
last night Garlic Anon made Mistakes™️ and chugged a pint of milk during a virtual pub crawl challenge, -2/10 would not recommend
oh my god why would you do that WHY
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garlicanon · 4 years
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Crying in the club, love u queen 🥺
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hey guys my super sweet friend has been working very very hard to launch this incredible website for her charity!! please check it out & give it lots of love (and see what ways you can get involved!) @garlicanon​
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garlicanon · 4 years
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oh no
Praise Turkey Jesus.
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garlicanon · 4 years
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oh my God that first one is him I KNOW IT
Just letting you know, Garlic Anon’s Bf May or May not have a tumblr now. Chaos will soon follow.
SIS HE HAS FOUND THE GARLIC BLOG I AM SO EXPOSED
SIS I THINK HE FOUND YOU OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE SAYINGGGGGG
this is so tragic. what a turn of events! i’m shocked!! 
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garlicanon · 4 years
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get OUT
Garlic Anon here at 2:22am with important questions - what is ur opinion of Bibble from the Barbie Fairytopia/Mermadia movies
i would state my opinion but i feel like bibble would come to get me while i sleep so i’ll stay silent on this issue
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garlicanon · 4 years
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Hey just wondering what are your feelings on Garlic?
oh nO
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garlicanon · 4 years
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✨pensioner time✨
y’all want some Scary News from the world of Garlic Anon? just a week left of being a teenager 😩😩😩😩 (existential crisis imminent)
OMG WOW ur getting so old 😔😔😔😔that’s so wild!!!! happy early birthday 😤u will always be a garlic hating teenager in my heart
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garlicanon · 4 years
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@soup-anon I miss u sis
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garlicanon · 4 years
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oh i am proficient in the crushing of garlic
*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*
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garlicanon · 4 years
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omg ur mind
BRO my bf and I have an Important Maths Question (he says hi btw) So we all know that a milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And that if you wish to crack open a cold one, The Boys must be present. However - what if the cold one you crack open once The Boys arrive is a SECOND milkshake? There are no more boys to summon!! They’re all in the yard!!!! What happens if the cold one you crack open with the boys is a milkshake is the question Garlic Anon xoxo
a black hole opens up and all of the boys are sucked into it. same thing that happens when u divide by zero. tell him i say hi back!!
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garlicanon · 4 years
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i did indeed just finish season 1
Garlic Anon with a PSA - Arrow is a GOOD HECCIN SHOW (I just finished season 1) HOWEVER it will emotionally DESTROY YOU (I just finished season 1)
omg maybe i should check it out (btw did u just finish season 1?)
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garlicanon · 4 years
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Nooooooo he’s a GOOD BOY 😭
Garlic Anon here at 2:22am with important questions - what is ur opinion of Bibble from the Barbie Fairytopia/Mermadia movies
i would state my opinion but i feel like bibble would come to get me while i sleep so i’ll stay silent on this issue
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garlicanon · 4 years
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garlicanon · 4 years
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🅱️lease
Our government announced that we can go see people from another household as long as we stay outside and 2m apart from a week today I am much excite :) :) :) :) Garlic Anon xoxo
imma fly out to ur country just so we can stand 2m apart and share memes at a distance
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garlicanon · 4 years
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definitely at least two
did I ever mention that a haggis isn’t a real animal.........
how many braincells do you think i have
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