wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

In case u needed something to make ur day better

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

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yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

what does facebook think my house looks like

I cleaned Will’s family’s kitchen because they have fucking mice and a fly problem and the second his mom got home the counter suddenly has a dirty pan, open chips, an open cheese jar, a cheesy lid, a dirty spatula, a big ass plastic bag with arsenic blocks in it, a torn chocolate cake mix packet, and a sauce covered tupperware lid strewn about 🙃

And somehow??? Somehow there is an entire plate just sitting on the floor

How 🙃 does 🙃 she 🙃 live 🙃 like 🙃 this

No need to call him back.

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

imagining leaving dark souls style tips in the supermarket. flaming letters on the floor “try roasting cauliflower”