the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

Remove the Wizard's spells and replace them with not a single goddamn thing. Fuck you, magic boy.

remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

simplifying models for kids in science today

Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

if you have violent intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have sexual intrusive thoughts I love you. if you have bigoted intrusive thoughts I love you. you are not your thoughts and you are worthy of love and care and help and affection. you are not a monster you’re a person going through it and that’s okay

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

the freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that you don't actually give a shit about her you just want the idea of her without all the mental illness and poverty and housing struggles that she deals with also you don't actually like it when she actually expresses those kinks and rambles about her interests you just want a trophy to show off

gharials riding gharial

do you know what day it is today?

that’s right, it’s the 4th annual MINT JAMS DAY and you have to listen to mint jams at least once today. we’re all counting on you.

how?? just how?

happy april 30th!