are they just advertising asthma

everytime i see a dairy queen ice cream cone i want to put it in my ass

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

The Floral Art Of Studio Ghibli

Why beehives are hexagons.

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

✦ tag yourself: space edition ✦

moonlight: sleep deprived af, genius ideas at 2:00 am, constantly underestimated, tangled earbuds, pretends like they don’t care but actually cares a lot, unscented candles

comet: will fight you for their friends, perfect eyeliner, doesn’t get angry but instead just fucking glares at you until you crumble, loves thunderstorms, cat person

stars: has no idea what they’re doing 167% of the time, artsy, likes halsey, string lights everywhere, loves fuzzy socks and blankets, probably wears space buns

alien: secretly is super good at makeup but doesn’t wear it often, lots of coffee, probably has a pet fish, reads young adult fantasy novels, closet conspiracy theorist, arms and papers always covered in doodles

black hole: 97% of their wardrobe is hoodies, professional procrastinator, can write, probably owns essential oils, eats ramen at 1:00 am, only writes in pen, actually really cool but doesn’t know it

spacedust: bath bombs, a+ insta feed, long flowy skirts and tops, city person, pretends to have their shit together, secretly loves kermit memes, probably dyed their hair at one point

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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Do you ever just think about what a massive impact you’ve had on the world? Think of everything that wouldn’t be in the world if it weren’t for you. Your childhood drawings that are still probably still kept hidden in your parents bedside drawer, the beaded bracelets you used to make at Brownies, the countless Christmas decorations and crafts you used to make in school.  Think of all the words you’ve put down; the hundreds of thousands of words you’ve spilled your imagination out in, all the school essays and revision notes and lists. All the notes you’ve scribbled to your friends in class, every thank you letter and birthday card you’ve ever written, signed with your very own unique signature. Think of all the hundreds of thousands smiles and laughs you’ve produced in your life. If it hadn’t been for you, the world would be down at least one thousand smiles. All the doodles that have found their way into the recycling bin, all the post-it notes with scribbled messages to your loved ones, all the chalk drawings on the garden path you drew as a child. The meals you’ve cooked, the recipes you just made up as you went along, the cupcakes you baked for all the bake sales. So the next time you feel insignificant, think of it like this- you’ve filled up the world with traces and pieces of yourself hidden in every corner. How can you be insignificant when so much is here just because of you?

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

Our little baby’s all grown up and savin’ China!

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

1x20 | Dead Man’s Blood

“As he walks by the Impala, he says, “Hey, Dean, why don’t you touch up your car before you get rust. I wouldn’t have given you the damn thing if I thought you were gonna ruin it.”

It’s emasculating. Dean has done nothing wrong. […] It’s interesting to note too that when John and Sam confront one another, they look each other in the eye. John is always looking directly at Sam, even when he’s angry. But in the Impala bitch-slap, John doesn’t even bother looking at Dean. It’s a casual and contemptuous side-swipe, and the last bit is said with his back to Dean, as he’s walking away. 

It’s a reprimand but it’s handed out so dismissively. Dean isn’t even worth an eye-to-eye confrontation. And, of course, John knows how proud Dean is of his car, and how proud Dean is that it was a gift from his dad. John’s comment is a negation of that, a critique that cuts to the heart of Dean’s identity.”

(Sheila O’Malley, Dead Man’s Blood)