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Too many people live their lives like Chess, always planning 12 steps ahead and trying to “win”. But life is more like Tetris. You can only ever know what’s immediately coming next and try to not die for as long as possible
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More stock NPCs for your Dungeons & Dragons game:
A hulking paladin voiced in your best Patrick Warburton impression who uses the names of obscure polearms as expletives
A ranger who aspires to be a fashion designer, and hunts rare beasts to obtain their hides and fur for use in dressmaking
What initially appears to be a dwarven runecaster with a badger familiar, but it turns out it’s actually the badger who’s the runecaster, and the dwarf is her personal assistant
A compulsively stealthy rogue who insists that all their thievery is in support of a sick relative; it’s not entirely clear whether there’s one sick relative or many involved, as the details change every time they tell it
A bard outlawed from their home village after making a pun so terrible that it killed the blacksmith
A swashbuckling fighter who enjoys lavish hospitality on account of their fearsome reputation, but is secretly just very skilled at stage combat and can’t actually fight their way out of a wet paper bag
A star pact warlock with maxed out Bluff impersonating a cleric of a benevolent sun god
A mysterious druid dwelling on the outskirts of town who everyone politely pretends not to notice is actually three dire raccoons standing on each other’s shoulders in a feathered robe
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secretary (2002) directed by steven shainberg
Most people think the best way to live is to run from pain. But a much more joyful life embraces the entire spectrum of human feeling. If we can fully experience pain, as well as pleasure, we can live a much deeper and more meaningful life.
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‘Most people think that the best way to live is to run from pain
but a much more joyful life embraces the entire spectrum of human feeling.’
Secretary | 2002 | dir: Steven Shainberg | dop: Steven Fierberg
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Starting to really get into this character after only a quick introductory session. In my friend’s homebrew, half elves are typically looked down upon by true elves and distrusted by humans - so this combined with the fact Hem made a bit of an infernal pact with an unseelie fae means she tends to keep a low profile…
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It’s just hard, that outsider feeling? Tara, you’re not an outsider. Well, yeah. I kinda am. No. No, you’re not. Willow, it’s okay. […] You guys all just have this really tight bond. It’s hard to break into that, and I’m not even sure I want to. I’m sure.
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Souver'inan isala hamin
A step by step process of this will be available at my patreon on november 1st 😊
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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!
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