my favorite love language is trying, actually

thinking of my best friend today

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours

you can take your time but I do need an answer

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I'm "Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year" yes please sign me up

Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

dog & boy, elle emerson (@transsextual)

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I think I am willing to follow you wherever you go. When you’re up north and I’m further north still, I’ll follow you. I’d love to take a train to come and see you but I doubt I’ll have the money. Sometimes I think about telling people how completely I’d like to devote myself to you and I think they’d probably tell me it’s unhealthy, or time to move on, or ask, sarcastically, whether I’d like to be your dog too, whether I'd like it if you kept me on a leash. I wouldn't say that I'd give anything to be tethered to you again. I wouldn't mention the way dogs get without boys, of course, because nobody needs to know how mean I get when I'm nervous. But, I'd say, every boy needs a good dog. And I'd like to be better. I'd like to be what you need. 

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i love mutual pining to lovers because it gives some of the vibes of a love triangle without the needless drama. alternatively it’s like a love triangle except the third person is just mutual stupidity.

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood

just sittin' and thinkin'