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BROOM BROOM BITCH
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if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly
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hunter s thompson and bill murray
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lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
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my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
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"less developed countries"? you mean "more exploited countries"
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a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
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Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
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ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
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u ever just sitting w/ a bunch of family members and ur just sitting there like “i cant believe all these people think im a straight girl”
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girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
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that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
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*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
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