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//I'm so sorry to do this but I have to go on hiatus again - My husband was taken into hospital last week and we got news yesterday that wasn't all too positive so I just don't have the mental capacity to be here. I'm going to keep the queue running so that replies go out but I won't be here. I may have limited activity here on other blogs but for the most part I'll be wholly offline. I probably won't be replying to Discord messages much either as my head's just not in the space for it.
Sorry to do this
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"Good luck uninviting me, I'll gatecrash."
Hand reaches to curve behind her ear, tucking hair back as he grins over at her. "That sounds good to me." He nods, taking one last bite of cake before pushing his plate away again. "Right. That's the cake ticked off. What else do we have to do?"
"Apologies." He adjusts his position slightly, trying to appear more uppity. "Darling, love of my life, I implore you to pick a flipping flavour." He gives a playful waggle of his eyebrows.
As she checks her phone he spears another piece of cake on his fork, more playing with it rather than tasting it. "I liked the vodka-soaked strawberries. And I liked that chocolate raspberry one." He looks to her again. "Okay, yeah I wanted to do this but in my defence I thought the only cake options were shit - Sorry, stuff - Like vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. I didn't realise it'd be all fancy." Lips twitch upwards. "I think we should just buy a load of those Colin the Caterpillar cakes and make a little train of them around the reception."
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~ @tsareviich || ❛ it can't be said i'm an early bird. it's ten o'clock before i say a word. ❜ ~
"Ten o'clock? My day's half over at that point." Sebastian's lips curve into a grin as he lifts his bottle of beer to his lips. Between his job and bouts of insomnia he tends to be awake from 4am. "What do you do for work? God help your colleagues before 10am."
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~ @consultingsister || ❛ you're too sweet for me. ❜ ~
Sebastian snorts, brow lifting. "I think that's the only time in my life that I've ever been called 'sweet'." He leans across to press a quick kiss to her lips. "I'm glad you think so though. The marriage might be a bit awkward if you suddenly realised that I'm a thundering cunt."
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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON
Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Giò
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current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
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attractiveness:
repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.
personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
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level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
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personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.
level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
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send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.
attractiveness:
repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.
personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.
level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
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~ @vxctorx || cont'd from ⌖ ~
"I can't help it. They're all looking at you like they want to devour you." Sebastian grumbles the words out as he reaches for a glass of champagne from a passing tray. He, meanwhile, has been standing near the door, edging out for a cigarette every half hour and avoiding anyone who comes his way. "Fuck, no - You can keep on capturing their attention and I'll just sit here at the side with the happy knowledge that you're coming home with me." He grins, giving Victor a cheeky wink. "How much longer do we have to stay?"
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"It's not your uncle's fault that he's thick when it comes to being a criminal." Sebastian snorted, shoving his phone into his pocket and looking back to Ruby. "He's got a year left and we're going to make that as enjoyable for him as we possibly can. Then he'll be released and I'm going to force you to spend all your time with him." A grin lifted onto his lips as he pushed himself up out of his chair. "I'll move him into your room with you if you even mention outshooting me. I let you win."
" Well maybe, if he'd not gone and gotten himself into his current situation, we'd not be in this predicament. --- It's his own fault really, that he has nothing going on for him. Seriously. How much of a dumbass is he to get himself locked up? "
A FROWN FELL across her features as she stood glaring at her dad, questioning why she even had to go. Really, she could easily break him out of there with her hacking skills, but at the same time, she did not want to risk every fucker escaping too. " What fun shit are you expecting me to come up with? How my polo team won their match last Saturday? How I outshot you the other day? --- Wait, maybe I will tell him that one. He'd love that. "
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"Why won't you talk to me about it? I might be able to help." Sebastian's voice adopts a gentler tone, trying to show Zach that he's concerned more than anything else. "You shouldn't have to go through this - It's - It's so fucking wrong. And I know you want me to fuck off and leave you alone but I'm not going to because I'm a stubborn pain in the arse and I care about you." He tries to meet Zach's gaze. "Was it your father?"
ㅤㅤ❝ No, ❞ he takes his wrist back from the other. It felt stupid. He was no longer a kid, he had the means to stand up for himself, yet he didn't. There was an inexplicable power his father wielded, a force that reduced him to the vulnerable boy he once was, despite his best efforts to assert his own strength ❝ I am not talking about this. I am asking you to forget it, ❞ Zachary's voice carries a stern edge, a firmness born of frustration and the need to keep up his facade. A worried hand reaches for the gold cross he wore around his neck, fiddling with the pendant between his fingers. ❝ Please. ❞
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Sebastian's honestly a little taken aback by her answer. So much so that it takes him a moment to process what he's feeling. "Y'know -" He starts packing away the cleaning supplies, his mood soured. "I can handle the rest of the world assuming I'm a shitty person but coming from my supposed fiancee? That fucking stings. After everything, Cecelia -" He can't look at her but there's a strain of emotion in his voice that's giving it away. "I mean, fuck me, I thought I was doing quite well but apparently I'm just behaving myself until a Russian seductress comes along? What's the point in getting married then if you've just assumed that I'm going to fuck you over? I am a lot of shitty things but disloyal is not one of them and you don't get to write my future for me just because you've had men be cunts to you before." His jaw sets, clenched. "People have always made assumptions and had incorrect opinions about me and I thought you were different. I thought you knew me but clearly you fucking don't if you've just been sat here counting down the days until I shag someone else." His whole life has consisted of people telling him that he's a bad person who makes bad decisions. Sure, he's not the best. He's had to be like that in order to survive. But when it comes to the people he loves, he's always tried to give the vulnerable, real version of himself. "Why are you marrying me?"
"We'll never know Moran, we'll never know."
Here it comes, the lean. She moves to the desk, hands moving over the various cleaning tools and leans into him. "No, uh--" she prods at her own feelings. "I don't worry about it. I don't think-- Sebastian Moran is going to cheat on Cecelia Holmes. I think husbands cheat on their wives. I think you have a job that is going to lead you into temptation more often than working in a bank would. I think commitment is still new to you." She doesn't look at him, and she doesn't sound sad exactly, more resigned to it. "I think that one day, when we have fallen into a routine, you're going to be in a hotel room with some trained Russian seductress and instead of saying sorry babe, I'm married, you'll think... fuck, one time won't hurt. You're good at secrets."
But, you know, she doesn't worry about it.
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Victor's touch serves as a relaxant, causing Sebastian's shoulder to lose their tension. His gaze turns worrying rather than frustrated, eyes searching the features of the man he's come to love.
"I know you don't care but I do. I don't want you to get hurt. You're too important to me. I don't want to be the reason you end up dead." Nightmares of Victor lying glassy-eyed and bleeding have started to edge into his sleep. He woken in a cold sweat more times than he'd like to admit. However, he also doesn't want to break things off. It's at the point where he's annoying himself with his own indecision. Instead of saying anything his arms wrap around Victor's waist, pulling him in close to his chest and resting his chin on his shoulder. "Will you carry a gun? Or at least let me give you one of the lads for security."
❝—Well, this is a good start as any, I suppose.❞ A silent scoff slips past his lips; though he would not deny the coarseness in Sebastian's nature, he has time and again proven himself more than capable of displaying tenderer emotions, and presently, Victor hopes to appeal to this most familiar part of him.
His touch finds the curve of Sebastian's cheek as his doting gaze bores into his. ❝—To tell you the truth, I've never cared about getting hurt. Nor do I want to make you choose between me and your life; I only want to be a part of it. If you cannot allow that, then what more is there to say?❞
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“I don’t wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me"
Sebastian Moran & James Moriarty
Partners in crime, experts in their field - Covering themes of loyalty, isolation, survival and obsession
Lovingly tolerated by Nessa
#I will be between these two tomorrow#I had 100% intended on writing tonight but got distracted oops#it was an ew week at work so my brains frazzled lmao#but feel free to message me if u wanna plot anything with either Seb or Jim!
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♡ Shrek Sentence Starters ♡
Quotes from the movie Shrek (2001)! Feel free to adjust as needed.
“She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.”
“It’ll grind your bones for it’s bread.”
“Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again.”
“Five shillings for the possessed toy.”
“Father, please! Don’t let them do this! Help me!”
“Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!”
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.”
“Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I’ll stick with you.”
“Together we’ll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.”
“Your breath certainly will get the job done, ‘cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something”
“Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.”
“You got that kind of “I-don’t-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me” thing. I like that. I respect that.”
“You know you are quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget.”
“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
“I like my privacy.”
“You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak.”
“This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles”
“What are you doing in my swamp?”
“He huffed and he puffed and he signed an eviction notice.”
“Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.”
“You’re a monster.”
“No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons!”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“She’s a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.”
“You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.”
“Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?
“Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.”
“Did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.”
“Let’s have a dance then, shall me?“
“I’m gonna die.”
“So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?”
“The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.”
“I’m an asthmatic, and I don’t know if it’d work out if you’re gonna blow smoke rings and stuff.”
“This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?”
“You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.”
“You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick?”
“I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.”
“Slow down, baby, please.”
“I believe it’s healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned.”
“Let’s just say I’m not your type, okay?”
“Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!”
“Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?”
“Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me.”
“They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.”
“Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask.”
“Now, I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.”
“You’re afraid of the dark, aren’t you?”
“Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.”
“Ah, that’s beautiful. I didn’t know you wrote poetry.”
“Only my true love’s kiss can break the spell.”
“I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly?”
“I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?”
“You are mean to me. You insult me and you don’t appreciate anything that I do! You’re always pushing me around or pushing me away.”
“You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.”
“She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.”
“Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding…”
“He’s not your true love.”
“We’re but a kiss away from our “happily ever after.” Now kiss me!”
“I’ll make you regret the day we met. I’ll see you drawn and quartered! You’ll beg for death to save you!”
“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”
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BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. david leitch
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine 🍊
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