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today at the zoo i started singing hakuna matata to the meerkats and they just sat there watching me questioning me and my existence
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anyone with a food allergy knows the struggle
me: *has a nut allergy*
me: *looks at ingredient label on cake/cookies/pastries/delicious dessert items in general*
me: if i cross out the line that says “contains nuts” i can have it
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am i the only one who had an obsession with high school musical?
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Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud
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memories turn into daydreams become a taboo
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if he begs for me back, let him beg. he deserves more than me.
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#i totally haven’t watched 13 marvel movies in the past week #totally
list of things I do in my free time
 • watch marvel movies 
• look at the picture of mcu cast
 • watch cast interviews
 • read about the marvel
 • cry over them
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Me: *has no inspiration*
Me: *thinks about a ship*
Me: wAIT I HAVE AT LEAST TEN IDEAS FOR FANFICS, EDIT VIDEOS, DRAWINGS, AUs, IMAGINES, MANIPS, TOILET PAPER ADS-
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Father & Son-in-law interacting<<<
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Captain America discover shipping culture
Steve: peter, can you help me for a second? I think that something is wrong with my computer.
Peter: sure. What’s it, captain?
Steve: well, I was answering fans questions on email, but one message didn’t make any sense. A fan asked me what I think about my and tony’s ship. We don’t have a ship. Why would we have a boat?
Peter: *laughing* let me guess, the ship name is ‘stony’?
Steve: yes! How did you know that?
Peter: captain, is our days, the word 'ship’ is also use as a short for the word 'relationship’. When you say you are 'shipping’ people, you mean that you want them to be together.
Steve: in a romantic way?
Peter: most of the time.
Steve: so, there are people who want me and tony to be together?
Peter: oh, many people. Here, I’ll show you.
Peter: *enter to pinterest, typing 'stony’*
Steve: oh wow. How did that happen?
Peter: you don’t know that because you were frozen, but gay people took over the internet.
Steve: that is really interesting.
Peter: there is also ship of you and Mr. Barnes.
Steve:
Steve: show me.
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Bucky Barnes would 100% be overprotective of Peter Parker because of how much Peter reminds him of Pre-Serum Steve.
Peter obviously doesn’t really need protection but if you try to mess with him while Bucky is around you better watch your back.
Peter starts calling him Uncle Bucky and it makes Bucky feel more human than he has in years.
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best avengers ranked
10. you
9. can’t
8. rank
7. them
6. because
5. they
4. are
3. all
2. Valid™️
1. captain america
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Peter: How dumb does Doctor-Dad think we are?
Tony: Sometimes Stephen leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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peter: im back from my trip i got you another magnet mr. white wolf sir
bucky: cool stick it on
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tony: is that peters shopping list on your arm
bucky: yea
tony: what the hell and fuck
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tony: peter you need to stop using bucky’s arm as a fridge okay
peter: mr. white wolf said it makes him help associate the arm with something else but murder
tony: *crying* fuck
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Peter: Henlo
Shuri: howdy demons it’s me ya gal
Peter: I spilled red lipstick in Tony’s Valentino white bag.
Shuri: right on the pavement?
Peter: right on the pavement.
Shuri: they ask you how you’re doing and you have to say fine even if you’re not fine.
Peter: big mood.
T'Challa: I speak 35 languages and this is not one of them.
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Peter Barnes-Rogers-Stark-Strange
Peter: My name is Peter Barnes-Rogers-Stark-
Person: That's insane-
Peter: It's Strange, actually.
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Person 1: Mr. Rogers is an interesting young man.
Person 2: I always thought he was strange.
Person 1: Well, he's that too-
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