holy fucking fuck your body is absurd
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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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chilled kamata
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People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit
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NEW ALIEN AGAIN! This one I wanted to stick to being more Earth inspired, connecting with my roots. I'm calling 'em Styraphants cause they're mostly a mix of styracosaurus, elephant, and mollusk of course. Trying to make a quad walking sophont always lends to kind of a centaur-ish body plan, so tried to think outside the box for appendages this go around. They've got a pair of trunk tentacles around their mouth that they use as their hands, which have a fleshy 'zipper' to slot together at rest. They also smell/taste with them so gloves are a very popular purchase.
Oh also! Their eyes are on little stalks that peak out around their frill, they can hide them away if scared. Also all the fellas pictured here are gals! They have a male/female system in keeping with the Earthling megafauna theme.
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Say What?- 4/20/2024
He learned what it meant like a day after being called one, he's just been stewing over it for those three weeks
I fully believe something like this had to have happened to Adam for him to be over 10,000 yrs old and know modern slang/terms (the man said "bruh" and called Charlie a freaking Karen)
Bet he got called a Karen too, and that would just piss him off even more 😂
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A dad and his kid
(the dad happens to be Godzilla)
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Holey fuck Sallie May is so beautiful. 💘💝❤️💞💖💋
She's so stunning my heart is going a mile a munite my snejeodknfkeodod. 🥰
Sallie May could stab me with a broken glass bottel and I'd thank her.
The cutest sisters ever. They love eachother so much. They just want to have time for eachother but they have such busy lives snjridnejdjeje.
Love how their version of play fighting ended in serious injuries lmao.
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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Goofy tyrannosaurid playing in the snow ☃️
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