i do think sans is so interesting as a tumblr sexyman because there’s a common understanding that like, shipping the onceler with himself came out of the fact that there was no one else to ship him with, and you could make that same argument for bill cipher and other sexymen that get that treatment.

but like, sans very explicitly had toriel and a host of other characters and still most of the ship art was sans x au sans.

and i was gonna say it’s because sans x toriel isn’t gay so people had fo invent a gay ship for sans, but like a significant amount of people shipped sans and grillby???? in conclusion sans is an anomaly

sexymen commission from twitter. fuck i love my job

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten

Shit, fr?

one of the first utdr things i ever drew was susie as riverperson and nowadays i only vaguely remember that i saw someone say 'there should be more batshit suzy takes' and went 'this is how i will become popular on utdr tumblr'. pro tip drawing things other people want from you is not the way to become popular on tumblr

anyway if susie (not suzy specifically) was riverperson she'd drift up to where frisk was and be like 'uhhh hey. [lazy grin] you look like you wanna get somewhere. well then get on the damn boat!' and she'd introduce herself as 'everyone knows me as susie. where the hell've you been' and on the way shes like 'temmie village ... i deeply offended a temmie once' and

made this before i came up with a punchline and wound up too afraid of it to actually come up with one. rip

LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

A quiet Autumn in Hometown.

I feel like Chara would have been a creepypasta fan. My beloved, my cooky little guy.

i don't know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

Day 139 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! There really are quite a few people who just invite themselves into his house huh? I’m sure he appreciates the surprise friend visits. Also don’t mind the text boxes I don’t know why I did that either.

YOU CAN EAT HIM

If a secret area in a game has a cappella background music, you’re about to have either a very good time or a very bad time. There’s no middle ground.

some pages from R.F. Fox’s classic children’s novel, Deltarune. I remember being so scared of Susie when I was little

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you