rate our walk in organization
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i didn’t invent this phrase
got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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singing in the public bathroom 👍👍👍👌🤘👌👍🤝
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“there’s always gotta be cuck in a polycule”
“the cuck is having a great time”
“they’re here for it, they know what’s up”
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if you can drink fernet you can drink malort and if you can drink pbr you can drink 8 ball
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doing the naramon pose while i’m standing at the water station at the bar waiting for my cup to fill up
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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me
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where i smoke my cigarettes before work
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extremely cool dude just skateboarded past (downhill) with two more skateboards under his arms
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currently feeling the rain on my skin if anyone else wants to try feeling it for me rq
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music algorithms seem reticent to / incapable of realize/ing that rap metal is both rap and metal. which is to say, music that it recognizes as “similar” consists of only metal and rap metal, but no rap
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followed by pumping iron
todays bar tv movie is but i’m a cheerleader
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todays bar tv movie is but i’m a cheerleader
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