fullmetalfisting
I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.
Be, 20s. Venmo: Belinda-fmfI hate TERFs, cops, and anyone who tries to police another person’s bodily autonomy.
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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me
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when do I stop feeling personally responsible for how lonely my mother is
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vintage pillow belonging to my mother that gets funnier the longer I look at it
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the thing is if taylor swift actually were a lesbian it would actually be really tasteless to publicly speculate about it and essentially try to out her against her will, but on the other hand she definitely, definitely isn’t, so the “TS is a lesbian” theorists are morally in the clear by sheer virtue of how factually wrong they are
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i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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if i had a pussy i would try to crush things in it. if i had a penis i would put it in quicksand
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post
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Reminded of the time my aunt and godmother lost her battle with cancer and the professor of my freshman “life management” class (required for anyone who had iffy SAT scores) asked for my godmothers death certificate and obit in order to excuse my absence and i responded with “fuck you”
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‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono
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