PS: for entertainment purposes only, of course

PPS: actual Washington Post quote

Wishing you all a lovely All Saints Wake

You’re only allowed to reblog this today, do your worst.

I know that technically this person has already been eliminated, but how huggable do y'all think your Warriors of Light are?

Mine's a scrappy little au ra lady, so she's not gonna envelop you in her arms or anything, but she's also a Dark Knight main who bonds fiercely with people, so she'd probably put enough oomph into the hug to fix your back.

I've seen a couple of people share their WoL's chocobo's names so far, and they're all ready cute, so I'm gonna take advantage of my platform to ask:

What's your WoL's chocobo's name?

I'll start: mine is Edwin! Because he kinda looks like an Edwin.

if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

FFXIV memes sticker set that I will be selling at #helloWOrLdmnl !!!!

Tag yourself, Im Estinien, Thancred, G'raha and Hermes

PLD: Man fuck this Roegadyn, biggest asshole in all of Ul'dah. WAR: Man fuck this unyielding rage, I got a partner to protect. DRK: Man fuck Ishgard, biggest assholes in all of Coerthas. GNB: Man fuck the Garleans, especially that Sephiroth wannabe...biggest asshole in all of Garlemald now that Asahi is dead. MNK: Man fuck Gridania, biggest assholes in all of the Shroud. DRG: Man fuck Ishgard, biggest assholes in all of Dravania NIN: Man I'd fuck this Crow guy, but he's a loveable asshole. SAM: Man fuck the Sekiseigumi, biggest assholes in all of Kugane. RPR: Man Emet-Selch really just trolled this guy leading to generational trauma. Biggest asshole in Elpis. WHM: Man FUCK the Padjal, biggest assholes literally anywhere. SCH: Lets help this guy fuck this tonberry. AST: Man fuck Sharlayan and Ishgard, biggest assholes ever. SGE: No, seriously, FUCK. SHARLAYAN. BRD: No, serously, FUCK. GRIDANIA. MCH: No, seriously, FUCK. ISHGARD. DNC: Man, fuck cringe, embrace it, expel it and look cute doing it. BLM: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE COOL! AND FUCK YOU I'M OUT! SMN: Man fuck Allag, ruining everything for everyone. RDM: Would you care to fuck this catman? BLU: FUCK THIS IM OU--*BOOM*

The debate of all time

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

when you go to see barbie (2023) do NOT forget your roots:

Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers - Loading Screens

See, your mistake was not using Shinryu when Zenos was up against a dragon

Like, the dragon fuckers COULD have been convinced

understandable, time for the round 2 bonus for fun poll!

wait let’s get more detailed with this.

I might make more book-related polls because this is interesting to me 🤓