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when friends talk to me about their men
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Am I supposed to believe that this character is straight?????
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Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
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i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
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que nunca se terminen los besos lentos en el cuello
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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
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Having social anxiety feels like you’re in a theatre play without a script.
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Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc
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someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful
me: yes absolutely
me: *remembers I am a girl*
me: with one unfortunate exception
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Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood
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me: wow i love books
brain: okay so read one
me:
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reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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