"Did it hurt when ya fell outta heaven? Cuz I think I'm lookin' at an angel here." A flirtatious wink and a smirk.

     “ clearly you’re from out of town.”

lmao who remembers this loser

#he isn't called razer because of his excellently close shave

     “ tatty bye, v’hat does this mean?”

@willbeshot

     “ speeder racers like you are below my pay grade. literally.”

Hears of another racer being present - his interest has been piqued.  @fueldriven

      ‘ ♥’ for a para-length bc i am red-ee freddy

Pokes your cheek lightly.

     he finishes the first drag of his cigarette, savoring the taste for a moment before he promptly slaps her hand away.

i constantly forget that this fuck exists

I'M KINK 👏 SHAM 👏 ING 👏 YOU 👏 TOO 👏

     “ mmn, v’hatever makes you happy, daddy.”♡

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

#sleeping with that one - sleeping with that one - gonna sleep with that one - dunno if I'm gonna sleep with that one--

look at all these men who are in love with me

👎

     meme.

     👎 would my muse ever cheat on their partner?

     no, i do not believe that razer would cheat on his partner. the answer lies in the use of words. partner, this implies a deep relationship and loyalty. this implies that he actually cares about the man or woman that he is with. if he is in a relationship that includes devotion and chemistry, i do not think that razer could physically bring himself to cheat, as it would take so much for him to get into a relationship to begin with.

♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?

     meme.

     ♫ does your muse like music? what kind?

     razer loves music! he listens to it most while either working in his garage, or during lonely evenings when he is back at his apartment, nursing a glass of wine and a cigarette. razer is usually found listening to swing and sometimes a bit of light grunge. he listens to artists like tape five and parov stelar, caravan palace… razer is a man of rather classic tastes. these choices lean in that direction without being too flat? he isn’t a big fan of classical music… this has enough of a beat to establish a good rhythm and he finds that he can hum along just fine.