Commission for @discourteouscuttlefish of cunty Jarlaxle

"The Sellswords" trilogy in a nutshell

Warmup. Your eyepatch is looking a little weird, Jarlaxle....

I feel a strong urge to draw them so

brought a jarlaxle meme for you

*bothers you in a gay way* *bothers you in a gay way* *bothers you in a g-

is this something

I had fun with the last poll I'm doing another

It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me.

Some truly shameless self indulgence with this one hehehe. My character Blue the Warforged (not wearing their armor currently) having a quiet moment with Jarlaxle Baenre. They're just silly little guys whom I'm very normal about. Since I last posted some art of Blue, Jarlaxle has extended them an offer of a free place on his ship and company should Blue ever want to take it, especially when it comes time to eventually leave Waterdeep as he knows Blue wants to travel one day.

I'm cosplaying Jarlaxle for Katsucon and I spent 3 weeks making these stupid pants. If they had turned out bad I would have had to become a terrorist, but luckily they fuck, they whip, I love them. These are the pants of a man who has sex on purpose.

that sellswords-era fit was a look

idk we were talking about how canes are hot and disability is sexy so here's Jarlaxle with a cane (i have no further explanation for this)

think I might book a tour idk

Lolth and her lesser known siblings Lmaoth and Roflth

He's a legit snack AND he's the family disappointment, who's doing it like him