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fuckmelifesucks · 3 minutes
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it’s bound to be a fun time with the queen and the bomb 🃏
characters by @/hollyblack 🫶
follow me on instagram - @/illustratinghan
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fuckmelifesucks · 4 minutes
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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder
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fuckmelifesucks · 6 hours
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Nina treating Inej's wound
Nina: You know, Inej, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^-^
Matthias overhears
Matthias:
Matthias: Kaz.
Matthias: I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Kaz: Say no more, bitch.
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fuckmelifesucks · 6 hours
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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
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fuckmelifesucks · 6 hours
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Kaz to the reader: Take that, you motherfucker, you thought reading my P.O.V would give away the plan? Well, sike! Cause my brain is 24/7 Inej, Inej, and Inej and nothing else. You're welcome.
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fuckmelifesucks · 11 hours
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Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
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fuckmelifesucks · 11 hours
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fuckmelifesucks · 1 day
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Sneak peek for @elriel-month !
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fuckmelifesucks · 1 day
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“It had ever gone this far. They’d exchange looks, an occasional brush of their fingers, but never this. Never blatant, unrestricted touching. Wrong—it was so wrong.”
“He didn’t care.”
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Elriel Month officially begins next week and as a little gift, we have this beautiful piece by @/giulopesart (IG), commissioned by @lesolehabitantdelalune to give you a taste of what May has in store! 🌹🦇 We hope you’re as excited as we are!! 💕
Please no reposts. 🫶
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fuckmelifesucks · 1 day
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Dawn & Dusk
Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince
Artist: @honeyypears
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fuckmelifesucks · 1 day
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Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince
Artist: @_.yumiiko._
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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'To you, I offer honey wine and the hospitality of my table. But to traitors and oath breakers, I offer my queen's hospitality. The hospitality of knives.’
all hail the high king & queen of elfhame 🧚
characters by @/hollyblack
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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The creature that wants to kill you will not growl.
The function of a growl is as a warning. It is a communication that violence is available as a tool, but is not preferred. Other outcomes, besides your death, are available and should be considered.
But the creature that wants to kill you will not growl.
If your death is the goal, then growling will only serve as a delay and may result in your escape, which runs counter to the goal. There will be no growl, no warning. There will be no snarl or hiss or bluster. The creature that bares its teeth with the intent to kill only does so to bring closer its fangs to your demise.
The creature that growls does not want to kill you, but will if it must.
I advise you to appreciate the warning. You may not receive another.
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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ELRIEL - Guilty as sin?
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What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh
Only in my mind?
One slip and falling back into the hedge maze
Oh what a way to die
I keep recalling things we never did
Messy top lip kiss
How I long for our trysts
Without ever touching his skin
How can I be guilty as sin?
Art credits 🎨 : its.clausart
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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Vivi: you guys, faerie is awful, faeries are awful, we don’t need faeries
Taryn: *marries a faerie*
Jude: *marries a faerie*
Vivi with her human girlfriend:
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fuckmelifesucks · 2 days
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I present to you...The Court of Shadows
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Jude - The Queen
"If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse"
Garrett - The Ghost
"You're scheming"
Van - The Roach
"You came out of the sea even tougher than you went in"
Liliver - The Bomb
"Long live Jude, no thanks to me"
Artist: PhantomRin
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