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Public statues with well-polished noses because people can't resist the urge to boop the snoot and public statues with well-polished groins because people can't resist the urge to rub some nuts are not opposites, but expressions of the exact same impulse.
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bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted
good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter
bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan
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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
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tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies
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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie
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Happy anniversary to the rumor coming out about does Bruno Mars is gay
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Frasier, series 7 episode 24: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 2)
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Pixie doodle!! ahhh i love her so much!! also tried doing something different from what i usually do and it was a lot of fun
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just saw the clip of the boys heading onto the ice for warmies and my first thought was !!!marchy is captain!!! followed immediately by a crushing sadness that bergy isn't leading them out onto the ice 😭
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