Despite being a bigger dude, my husband never wore shirts the correct size. With him being over six foot and with his build, he needed to be wearing large or x-large shirts, but often only bought medium. With each medium shirt, it hugged his mid section, showing off his arms, meaty chest, and his round gut. He quite often enjoyed letting me rub his belly, especially when he鈥檚 full or drunk. Maybe I鈥檒l try to make his gut a bit bigger.
lol is this tasteless
a celebration of double chins and petty crime
(not all are mugshots FYI. i didn't include any really dodgy crimes. a depressing amount really were just "theft between $50 and $500.")