fry-house
LG'S Fry House
Lesbian, 26, wimp who enjoys horror movies.
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Let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
1997, dir. Jim Gillespie
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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Your honor my client was overstimulated. He’s a found object sculpture artist who doesn’t have access to the medications he needs to function at a socially acceptable and comfortable level. His effigies of grave robbed corpses were an elaborate, symbolic art piece meant to discuss the unimportance of background, class and identity showcasing that in the end, we are all flesh clinging to bone... it was all a social experiment. He never killed nobody.
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Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this
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Slasher villains using sharp weapons is a classic thing and a staple of the genre, usually with the subtext that it's creepier and scarier for someone to chase after and stab you as opposed to them just shooting you from wherever. But when it comes to the Sawyer family they have a more built-in reason for not using guns: they HATE them. Guns are the wrong way to kill! Hammers are better! Hell, saws are better! But guns? Fuck no
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hi. my name is henry and this is my current TCMGAME ship fixation (o^-’)b
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how to make movies good again:
put some fucking puppets in that thang!!!
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oh so they’re just saying the quiet part out loud? Good to know they’re just out and open now
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