Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!
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I hate when I read all of the fanfiction for a character / ship / fandom and now I have to find a new hyperfixation or write my own 😤
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is it just me being incapable of looking for things or did ao3 get rid of its exclude tags feature? Someone please tell me what's going on with that because I cannot be sujected to knowing certain tags exist more than once per fandom experience
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God forbid women have hobbies
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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Cryptocurrency? No no you misheard me, I buy cryptidcurrency.
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
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💥🙌👏
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OMG! Peas!
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