soulja boy tell em. im too shy
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me: I’m YELLIN
me really:
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if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..
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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
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no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion
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sir thats my emotional support isopod
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me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir
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me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*
girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands
girl 2: really?? is he crying??
girl 1: only a little bit
girl 2: wow thats hot
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mothership
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i started high school. its not fun and i dont think im gonna be alive by october
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