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just outta curiosity…
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
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Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg
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butch criminals “johnny” and “scotty” who drew national coverage for their car theft, discovered after being picked up for lacking driver’s licenses. article from the arizona republic, august 1949
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PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski
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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.
#the blonde/ brunet#also the younger/older male/female#are they animals in a nature documentary. why are you talking about them like that.
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