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frogsthatbite · 10 hours
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I know no one is gonna see this so fuck it.
FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.
Additionally: https://www.tumblr.com/gimmick-blog-mansion/746150518712401920/considering?source=share
10- I drink water everyday
20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day
25- I start learning how to cook
50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr
100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night
150- I make a lip care routine for me
200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)
350- I make and stick to a skin care routine
500- I’ll eat healthy food
750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)
1,000- I get back into baking
1,500- I get back into photography
2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again
5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job
10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate
15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again
20,000- My cousin hooks me up with one of her besties.
50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself
(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)
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frogsthatbite · 10 hours
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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
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frogsthatbite · 22 hours
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Frog cup
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frogsthatbite · 22 hours
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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frogsthatbite · 22 hours
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FUCK YEAH YOU TOO
i am do fucking excited for the new marching band season like holy shit. didn’t know i was this passionate about anything really but here i am
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frogsthatbite · 23 hours
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Not even the priests, the fucking band kids are gonna sacrifice themselves to the drum majors istg
The priests are going to sacrifice band music to the Lord if you're interested.
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frogsthatbite · 23 hours
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DUDE IM FEELING THE SAME FUCKING WAY LIKE IM DEFO GONNA GET SECTION LEADER
i am do fucking excited for the new marching band season like holy shit. didn’t know i was this passionate about anything really but here i am
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frogsthatbite · 23 hours
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I laughed so fucking hard at this
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frogsthatbite · 2 days
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There are over 300 of you people now.
I love each of hou.
But what the fuck.
You're lovely.
But you're insane.
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You concern me sometimes.
But anyway:
GARLIC BREAD
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frogsthatbite · 2 days
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I'm two of them!
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frogsthatbite · 2 days
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Have yall ever wanted something so bad that you literally get hungry every time you think about it? Like the phrase "I have a hunger to do this" literally becomes real. Like all you want is to do this one thing and it literally sucks everything out of you to not have it.
I feel that way about being a section leader in band. I've wanted this since I was a freshman, and there's only one thing I want more than to be a section leader (to be a band director).
And I'm so close. I think I'm going to get it. I've been physically hungry thinking about it. So I drink some water to fill my stomach.
I feel like I'm going to puke when I think about it, it makes me so excited that my heart races and I can't think straight.
Is that what love feels like to normal people? If so it's amazing.
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frogsthatbite · 6 days
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Miss ma'am Andromeda from Greek mythology.
She ain't got no right looking that fine
happy lesbian visibility week!!
i would like to take the time to shoutout all the hot women who helped me realize I'm a lesbian. Yall are so real (including but not limited to the members of boygenius, chappell roan, gracie abrams, my lovely girlfriend, etc)
In honor of this momentous occasion you owe all the lesbians 100 dollars each. Thank you for your support
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frogsthatbite · 9 days
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So update on this:
1. New goal is to get another poem published, I have one already :)
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You know what I've decided that the only 2 u realistic goals I have in my life are as follows
1. Write and publish a full book, which I am working ti even if it never happens
2. Meet the two men who inspired me to write to begin with. Those two men obviously being Rick Riordan and Alan Gratz
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frogsthatbite · 19 days
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Thank you for the request and happy April Fools’ Day Radiorose!!🥰
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frogsthatbite · 19 days
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She also stole "Her new song"
Jojo Siwa: I'm creating a new genre called gay pop
me fr:
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frogsthatbite · 19 days
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Panro ace :)
Reblog if you're LGBTQIA+ (Yes Trans people and people on the ace/aro spectrum are also valid, shut up)
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frogsthatbite · 28 days
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THOSE RED COATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME BC ILL BRAH CHICKA BRATH THESE COPS TO IM FREE
WHAT TIME IS IT? showtime time for me to take part in trends for once
25 notes and i'll clean my computer (DUSTY)
50 notes and i'll finish my cardboard craft project
100 notes and i'll sell some of my old things that are lying around
150 notes and i'll do all of my holiday homework
200 notes and i'll finish wallpapering my room
300 notes and i'll study more maths next school term
400 notes and i'll repair the furniture in my room
500 notes and i'll try to pass all my sacs (fuck test conditions)
youre never gonna get these
1000 notes and i won't sh for a month
2000 notes and i'll eat breakfast AND lunch every day for a week (please no)
and just for shits and giggles
3000 notes and i'll buy another BLÅHAJ
6969 notes and i'll be horny on main (one post and one post only) (not worth it)
10000 notes and i'll get retested for autism
EDIT: no spamming pleas LOOKIN AT YOU US NAVY
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