if i had a nickel for every weird alien clown society i would have 4 or maybe 5 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it keeps happening.
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Not seeing enough talk about Smartypants so I’ll make my own posts. Cannot emphasize how thinly related this was to what was being discussed
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
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I Seriously Hope You Guys Don't Eat This
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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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