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frizzythekitty · 9 years
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[Ears twitch excitedly with the squeaks. What was this being? It was strange, and Frizzy has never seen anything like it. But it was moving around a lot and it was enticing.
Play, play, play!
In that moment, Frizzy lunged for the fluffy thing, and took a notice for Paradox’s tail before he started to paw and knead at it. Fluuuuuffy!]
Mraaaaoo!!
-It’s wet, it’s muddy, it’s dirty, and it’s all around miserable outside. Or at least to the hunter it is. Paradox, on the other hand, thinks it’s Christmas day and a perfect opportunity to run around and sniff all the things. All. The. Things.
Abner is trying to keep the ferret on his shoulders, he really is, but as all ferret owners know, it is literally impossible to hold the squirming cat-like noodles for long periods of time. They will wiggle free, and they will do what they want. So off runs the ferret into the dirty alley way, and off runs Abner after her scowling.-
Paradox, get back here!
-She scampers down the alleyway until she runs into a cat. A very wet and dirty cat. This can only mean one thing. Must play. Must do the ferret war dance. And thus she begins to jump around and spazz out at the cat while squeaking. Play with me weird other ferret. Play with me!-
Squeak squeak squeak!
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frizzythekitty · 9 years
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[Outside adventures, this kitty is walking happily with a little pep in his paw! He likes to wander outside, and he never gets too dirty. And if he ever does, it’s up to Slave #1 to keep him clean. That’s what Frizzy has slaves for!
It just rained, and Frizzy loves the smell of the after-rain. Even Frizzy think’s it’s calming. Unfortunately, the poor kitty slips into a puddle of water. Now he’s wet, grumpy, and upset.]
Meeeeeeooeew.
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Meoooow! Meow!
[He doesn’t mind being picked up. He also doesn’t mind pets. He’s pretty comfortable, just like this. He’s glad he taught the Slave to never ignore Frizzy!
Frizzy has done well in teaching human.]
[Once his hands are clean, dried off, and he can get a good look at this cat he picks him up. Cradles him like the small, cocky asshole he is.]
Yer such a lil’ shit.
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[Ooooh he is thrilled.]
Meeoow~
[Frizzy paws at Slave #2′s feet, and instead he decides to roll over on his back over the Slaves feet instead. He’s so proud of himself.]
[Jesus fucking Christ.
Five scalpels, in the toilet. Granted, a clean toilet, thank fuck. But still. Those are his scalpels.  He gives off an irritated moan, hellish and resigned. Cranks the sink faucet on, and grabs the scalpels in one fell swoop- throwing them into the sink.
And then he’s back to washing his hands. 
Holy fuck.]
I hope yer happy, ya lil’ fleabag.
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[Frizzy does not like being yelled out. Yelling hurts his poor kitty little ears! But he notices Slave #2 stand, and that’s when he bolts into the bathroom. This is the last scalpel.
FRIZZY WILL FINISH HIS MISSION.
He runs into the bathroom and drops the last scalpel with a toilet. Frizzy sits in front of the toilet with a big kitty smile. He is proud of his work. Frizzy has gotten his vengeance! That’ll show him.]
Meow!
[He’s practically deaf and blind at this point in his life, yet- out of the corner of his eye, he sees something go scampering by, in and out of the bathroom. How the hell the cat is moving that fast is beyond him. 
Wait.
Wait a fucking second.
He sees something glint in the cat’s mouth, metallic and long, vaguely covered in some kind of rust-
Blood.]
‘Ey- HEY!
‘s m’ fuckin’ SCALPEL, ya shit!
[He’s a right mess, standing up from the desk at full speed, all legs and angles going straight for the cat at the best speed he can manage. Which of course, right now-
Probably isn’t any faster.]
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[Frizzy will teach you Slave #2. No one ignores FRIZZY’S leg rubs. Everyone always pays attention to Frizzy.
Frizzy makes his way down into the basement, opening up the door handle with a jump and some pressure. He then runs downstairs, avoiding any pools of blood and gross things that smell bad. Frizzy knows it smells really bad down here. Awful. He never wants to come down here again.
But Frizzy has work to do. Frizzy takes each and every single scalpel and walks up into the basement and putting all scalpels into one corner. After collecting all of the scalpels, and he pushes the door close-- like nothing happened.
Then Frizzy takes one scalpel at a time and he puts them in the toilet.]
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[rubbing up against slave #2 leg
pet me]
me oeowoowWwWOW
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[What in the world was that?
was that a
a
ohmigosh
the jingly jingly circular object is here again to taunt Frizzy with it's jingly-ness! How DARE it do that! It will regret the day it decided to mess with Frizzy the cat, and Frizzy is not taking it's advances too lightly.
Frizzy jumps out of the filing cabinet, attacking the ball as it hops off somewhere else, jingling some more.
wH A AAA T THAT NOI II SE
oh look there's a human. wait, the human is therE. HUMAN HAVE YOU SIDED WITH THE JINGLY JINGLY CIRCULAR OBJECT??]
[FriZzy. What the hell. Okay wanna fuck with papers? Have fun. Whatever cat.
Gonna sneeeeaaakk in real close and toss a cat toy at him. Gonna talk to him too. He’s weird enough, talking to a cat isn’t that out of it.] Hey man. Miss seein you bein your crazy self. Nice to see you bein weird as fuck again. Couldn’t find you for a while.
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[Being petted was exactly what Frizzy wanted, and at that moment he laid on the floor, and purred. He had no idea what was so great about being petted, but it was just nice.
Frizzy rolled a bit, paws trying to pull down his ears as he was flat on his back.
Ah, yes. This human has passed the test, and therefore Luke was clearly welcomed into Frizzy's home. Humans were such loyal beings.]
[?? This is a fucking vocal cat. Jeezuz it’s loud. it’s
so
cute
Luke got himself down with a lil bit of a wince (knife wounds in his leg still healing) and sat on the floor in front of the kitty cat and reached out a hand to pet the fluffy kitty oh yes this is the very best part of his day. He’s THRILLED.]
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[Frizzy just takes a moment to stare for a bit, tail flapping back and forth on the ground.]
meeoeooooooowWWW.
[Rub rub rub on the new stranger because Frizzy's testing his loyalty now.]
<PET ME.>
meeooooow!! mEOW.
??
[oh. that sure is a cat. Luke…waved at it. Like a big dumbass.]
…hi kitty.
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frizzythekitty · 10 years
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[Frizzy feels like jumping on things, and Frizzy always does what he wants. His next jumping victim?
It's gonna be this cabinet. This cabinet belongs to Frizzy, now. Frizzy jumps on the cabinet, pulling on one of the handles from the very top, and opening up the drawer. There are papers and folders in here?
Every cat knows what to do with papers! Time to rOLL AROUND IN THE PAPERS AND FOLDERS TO MAKE A MESS.]
#ic
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