What animals do you work with !

you’re supposed to call them “coworkers” i think

am 100% sure he has actually said this

David Tennant is funny cause he’s like a weird little Scottish Presbyterian man with 4 kids who wears dorky sweaters and doesn’t know what the eggplant emoji means and has no social media accounts but his type cast is “Slutty Goth Thot” and I think that’s beautiful

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

apparently the moon is moving farther away from the earth and I just wanna say that im sorry if it’s something I’ve done

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

me at court

aragorn: and then i’ll say “this army” and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you

ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them: oh FUCK yeah let’s do it

does anybody else feel like they age in phases of niche interests rather than years

DONT!TEXT!HIM!

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”