rami malek thoughtfully formulating a sentence fragment
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living
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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences that’s stuck with you
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reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage
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