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uhhhh i put wii music over 3 ½ minutes of newsies not knowing what’s going on
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Davey: Race just called milk “cow juice” and I’m not sure how to cope with this.
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let’s just all be glad Race and al are fictional characters cause April fools in the Newsies world must be Terrible
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ok i’m gonna be honest i think jack would genuinely ask davey out on april fools not knowing what day it was at all and this causes So Much Confusion for everybody involved
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nOBBIN WITH AWLL
tha
MUCK E TY
MUCKS
I’M
B L O W I N MY DOUGH AN GOING
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LUX
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Jack: Who turned off the internet??
Race:
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Race: what’s are those cards called... the ones you give to people to remember your business?
Davey:
Davey: Business card?
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Dialogue Prompts
“Why?”
“You’re smart kid.”
“Oh for crying out loud, here! Just shut up and take it!”
“Coward.”
“You don’t hear me complaining.”
“Of course! Of course! It was planned all along!”
“You are a bastard.” “A glorious bastard!”
“I am not pretending to be dead so we can sneak into the morgue!”
“I need that!”
“What I miss?”
“Ew.”
“That’s illegal.”
“I have a problem.”
“Tell me, am I in love?”
“Hard to tell.”
“Please! I wanna come.”
“I’m a bad bitch with wheels.”
“Get down from there!”
“Yeah, uh, I think your child is possessed.”
“FBI, open up!”
“You’re sick!” “Lies.”
“I’ll call the police.”
“Okay, okay! Gee.”
“Oh, you’re just in time! My husband has just died.”
“I own everything?”
“Holy shit!”
“Patheic.”
“So?”
“I will smite you.”
“No, no, no! You’re not suppose to eat them!”
“What do you mean human?”
“What is this witchcraft?”
“I’m not hungry.”
“Well?” “Burn it. Burn it now.”
“Wow.”
“Listen here you little shit biscuit!”
“Cookies?”
“Why do you have a altar?”
“God is dead, bitch!”
“I will go and welcome our guests.”
“Sorry dear.”
“She’s expired.”
“Honey, no.”
“I can’t breathe!”
“Get away from me before I stab you and leave you to bleed to death.”
“They missed an important detail! Hair.”
“So, explain to me how this works.”
“Don’t try.”
“It’s best to play the victim card to defend yourself.”
“The bitch lied.”
“Okay, just take a chill pill.”
“You stole from me!”
“Get your breasts outta of my face.”
“Kiss me.”
“It’s tomato sauce.”
“Um…I’ll leave now.”
“Wise men say important things.”
“Did they prepare for the apocalypse?”
“Fuck!”
“Ew, what’s that smell?”
“Dispose of it before the police find it!”
“But, I like it.”
“Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.”
“Why are you lying in the road?” “I have accepted my fate.”
“I can’t feel anything.”
“Mom says it’s my turn to kill the cat.”
“Due to personal reasons, I will destory you.”
“Can it pal!”
“What’s that? A soup can?”
“I have questions.”
“I feel as if I’m being watched.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t feed you to the sharks. I’ll eat you myself.”
“I thought you were someone else.”
“Help get these chains off of me!”
“Release me!”
“Give it a day or two.”
“Sure, I’ll let ya go.”
“Amigo?”
“Ouch.”
“You’re not suppose to drink that!”
“Is your girlfriend okay?”
“Ooh! What’s this?” “Don’t remove it! You’ll-”
“A vampire is after me.”
“You sure it wasn’t a hallucination?”
“Odd.”
“And then…”
“I can’t seem to get any readings!” “What about over here?”
“Have you checked the closet.”
“I need someone to remove this child.”
“I swear, you’ll be the death of me!”
“Give me a break.”
“Go crazy kid!”
“Looks like someone forgot to feed the kitties this morning!”
“Why is he a king?”
“Give it up punk!” “Wanna bet?”
“They’re meeting all my standards!”
“Get out of my town!”
“I made your favorite!”
“So, how are you?”
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Writing Prompts
Sending me a pairing or characters with the following:
“You my die doing this, let me grab my camera.”
“When I said I wanted you to wake me up in the morning this isn’t what I pictured.”
“I really want to ask, but I know whatever the answer is it won’t be as good as what I’m thinking.”
“Is this your way of breaking up with me?”
“When did we become one of those couples?”
“Nope, not dealing with this now.”
“If you cover for me I’ll do anything.”
“How did I not know about this?”
“When did you get a picture of that?
“If you start singing, I’m leaving.”
“Why is your pocket making that noise?”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I’m not leaving so don’t even ask.”
“Shhh pillows don’t talk.”
“The heels might be a bit much.”
“When was the last time you remembered to eat?”
“I wasn’t the one crying.”
“If you put your cold hands on me again I’m never speaking to you again.”
“You have to choose, coffee or a kiss.”
“I think this might be the end of us.”
#im currently in the thick of writers block so send me some things if you want!#i cant guarantee ill write them fast but ill do my best!#mod rose
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Katherine: Here are some more examples that don't involve eating a cookie and crying.
Albert: What's the point?
Finch: No longer relatable.
#another thing from class but i said that last bit#katherine plumber#albert dasilva#finch#newsies#mod rose
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Davey, to Race: Did you just say "pop your bones vigorously?"
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Jack: *talking about Pullitzer*
Jack: This guy is 2/3 god and 1/3 BITCH
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Sarah: You’ve got shit in your teeth?
Davey: *bares teeth* What kind?
Sarah: Dog
#a real interaction that happened at lunch today#and i thought it was so fuckin funny#mod ind#davey jacobs#sarah jacobs#newsies
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