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Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.
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Neighbor boy knocked on my door. Often he needs his soccer ball inflated and asks me to use my air compressor. He’s holding a giant ass jar of minced garlic. And I’m like “So uh…what’s going on? We have Italian or what?”
“Umm. Umm. Grandma can’t open the jar and I’m not strong enough. Can you?”
So I open the jar. He runs back and spills the entire jar on the sidewalk.
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Art By IG: @luigi.kemo
زراعة الشعر في تركيا Instagram: @artwoonz
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